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Old Oct 09, 2007, 05:03 AM // 05:03   #381
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The guy above me will die shortly after this post D:
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 05:05 AM // 05:05   #382
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The guy/gal above me will discover a new way to make people happy, but a side effect is that a kitten will be created in your living room with the constant need to eat. Then you will realize that instead of making people happy you were just making them constantly laugh, but only after you wake up and realize it was all just a dream your dream self was having.
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 05:06 AM // 05:06   #383
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The person above me makes no sense.
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 05:35 AM // 05:35   #384
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the guy above me has returned from his cave
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 05:56 AM // 05:56   #385
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The guy above me lives in a cave
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:01 AM // 06:01   #386
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The person above me is very lucky that I am unable to think of any abstract situations like the previous people had to endure such as the Shrimp flavored Lays and a kitten factory.
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:02 AM // 06:02   #387
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The person above me is talking about sea food flavored chips, which is frightening beyond all reason.
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:18 AM // 06:18   #388
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the guy above me hates seafood
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:22 AM // 06:22   #389
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The person above me fell asleep and while doing so did not realize a storm was coming. While he slept the rain made the ground very muddy and his house slipped away in the sliding mud. It traveled very far and finally collided with an old oak tree. His bed went flying several feet before landing in an identical house. He awoke and found himself surrounded by five beautiful women... that later were found out to be men. The End!
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:30 AM // 06:30   #390
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The person above me just owned the person above them. O W N T.
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:35 AM // 06:35   #391
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The guy above me is going to make me pancakes. Three total. One with exactly the width of five quarters. One with exactly four strawberries, each one inch from the center. And one with maple syrup inside it somehow.
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:39 AM // 06:39   #392
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the guy above me likes to make really long posts so i have to read them but i dont read them because i am lazy but don't tell her
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:44 AM // 06:44   #393
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The guy above me called a girl a guy. FOR SHAME!
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:45 AM // 06:45   #394
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the guy above me is going crazy now
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:47 AM // 06:47   #395
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the guy above me assumes I am going crazy, but last time i checked Avari was a chicka!
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:47 AM // 06:47   #396
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The person above me is going to give the person below me a kiss for twenty bucks. Unless it's the same person then they will explode in blocks of cheese and little kids will cry "hurray!".
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:51 AM // 06:51   #397
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There is no person below you except me!~ I will makeout with myself for 20 bucks. Deal.

THe person above me owes me 20 bucks.

Crap, I exploded. What type of cheese am I?
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:51 AM // 06:51   #398
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The person above me better take IOU's or used panties whatever works for him.
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:52 AM // 06:52   #399
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LOL. The person above me can give me a kiss instead, I shall be satisfied.
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Old Oct 09, 2007, 06:54 AM // 06:54   #400
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The person above me probably can't afford it. I charge a 200 dollar flat fee with a 500 dollar per millisecond that the kiss lasts, with a minimum of 3 seconds required.
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